ZA/UM: Visuaalne Okse #03

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Visuaalne Okse #03 - Pantyshot

Aleksander Rostov - vihane nihilist, kitšikunstnik

7 comments:

MartinDecember 25, 2010 at 2:06 AM
oh horrors, there is... nothing there!
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Robert KurvitzDecember 29, 2010 at 12:26 AM
dark pantyshot of nothingness
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Conversation KillerDecember 29, 2010 at 1:14 PM
Kuhu on autorite hulgast kadunud JS? Ma otsinguga surmakuulutust ei leidnud. Kas ta põrutas mõne teise admini räime?
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AnonymousDecember 30, 2010 at 7:28 PM
it is a mysterious disappearance.
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 2, 2011 at 8:56 AM
Mulle on mu naised nagu Baaderi tagi - you like it? you can have it! - aga kodanliku omandiinstinktiga Luigal viskas JS rampant võõra räime põrutamine kahjuks üle.
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MartinJanuary 2, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Selles suhtes et ma saan aru, kui tüüp on nagu räigelt kõva kepivend, aga see, et ta sellest kõigi nende aastate jooksul ühtegi postitust ei tee on jäme hoolimatus kaaskodanike vastu.
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Nihil BilanssJanuary 2, 2011 at 6:27 PM
eksole! sööd sibulat ja kala siis seisab nagu tala
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HALLI ELEVANDI NEEDUS
(telekamängud nõukogudemaal)

Dokumentaalfilm. Maailma kõige lahedam tüüp räägib tund aega telekamängudest nõukogudemaal.

KASSA KUULED?! KASSA KUULED MU ÄÄLT? KASSA KUULED?! KASSA KUUUULED MU ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄLT?!

"RUSSIAN FUTURISTS BLACK OUT THE SUN"
LUKE HAINES

Futurismo no 1

Drive out to the woods
and don't stop until you reach a glade
by a frozen lake

And run for your life
the body's cold and it's rotting fast
in the the boot of a car

Whatever you do
don't look behind you
whatever you do
just run and run

St. Petersburg is a hundred miles away
on a clear day
russian nihilists black out the czar

At the Stray Dog cafe
we owe you nothing,
just a slap in the face
of public taste
Futurismo no 1.
we give you cosmonauts in Luna Park
on a war against the sun

Kiev, Kharkov and Odessa
this show will run and run

St. Petersburg is a hundred miles away
on a clear day
Russian Futurists black out the sun

One day we'll make history
and they'll thank us for all we have done
when we were cruel and young
Russian Futurists black out the sun

At the Stray Dog cafe
we owe you nothing,
just a slap in the face
of public taste
Futurismo no 1
we give you cosmonauts in Luna park
on a war against the sun

Kiev, Kharkov and Odessa
this war will run and run

All the peasants say
Gorky park is 20 years away
Russian Futurists black out the sun

Kiev, Kharkov and Odessa

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