ZA/UM: ULTRAMELANHOOL: Valhalla rising

Saturday, January 8, 2011

ULTRAMELANHOOL: Valhalla rising

Alors, sõbrad ja võitluskaaslased! Sel kolmapäeval, 12 jaanuaril, avaneb harvesinev võimalus näha ansamblit ULTRAMELANHOOL. Kohaks on "East Galerii" ja see asub - olenevalt Sinu senisest elukogemusest - kas "kümme meetrit Hellast hundist edasi", "Teksase vastas", või "sularahaautomaadi kõrval". Esitlusele tuleb hitiparaad paremast maailmast, segamini uute diskolitrite ja rariteetidega... kas kohalik tehnika peab salapärase ansambli helidele vastu või vajuvad kõlarid ja võimud ULTRAMELANHOOLI eksesside all põrmu? Kas pärast seda õhtut on ÜLDSE MÕTET EDASI ELADA?! Nendele küsimustele saab kuulaja vastuse lunastades uksel pileti, mis maksab VIIS EUROT, VIIS EUROT, VIIS EUROT!!! Nägemiseni sularahaautomaadi kõrval!

PS Solist Robert Kurvitz saabub kontserdile PÄRIS ELAVA MAMMUTI SELJAS!!!

(Postri autor on Aleksander Rostov ja ta väga mage ei ole)

25 kommentaari:

AnonymousJanuary 8, 2011 4:00 PM
swedbank lol
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 8, 2011 4:05 PM
LOL
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SwedbankJanuary 8, 2011 4:08 PM
This is an unauthorized use of the Swedbank logo, property of Swedbank Sweden. Please remove immadiately or face litigation!
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 8, 2011 4:10 PM
Oh noes, better remove it...
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AnonymousJanuary 8, 2011 5:14 PM
Täiesti fantastiline poster! Midagi paremat ei suudaks ette kujutada! :)

LMM (üldiselt ei kasuta sõna Fantastiline)
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 8, 2011 5:30 PM
Herr Aleksander Rostov on möödaminnes ka "palgatud" (raha ei saa, keegi ei saa raha) kogu kolmanda albumi projekti kunstnikuks. Welcome aboard Aleksander - tahad bändi nimekirja ka? Otse "Lembit Jürgenson - party boy" järele?

The part of the presentation, mille me siit endale meeldi jätsime oli: MITTE KEEGI EI SAA RAHA SEDA EI OLE OLEMAS
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 8, 2011 5:49 PM
PS

http://za-um.blogspot.com/2010/11/vaike-graafik-umi-kontserdi-postri.html

Et oleks kõigile selge, kui äge see poster on ja kui äge on üldse võimalik olla (mõistlikkuse piirides)
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Joanna EllmannJanuary 8, 2011 7:00 PM
Poster on väga väga kõva ja mina olen ikka kohal nagu alati!
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NiisiisJanuary 8, 2011 9:11 PM
Nägin Rostovit eile Audenteses squashi mängimas. Mees oli mängus sees. Pärast istus riietusruumis, jõi Fat Burnerit ja mõmises midagi, mis kõlas nagu "Oõõeh see on mõnus" või "Oõõeh poisid see on elu".
Ma arvan, et see oli tema XC60 seal parklas. Suusaboksiga.
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 8, 2011 9:16 PM
Tuli ära!
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AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 1:08 AM
vanusepiirang?
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 9, 2011 10:36 AM
fuck vanusepiirang, ride the rainbow bridge! ega Odin pole ment
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AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 10:36 AM
Päris sülelapsi ei peaks vist tooma.

ML
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Conversation KillerJanuary 9, 2011 12:49 PM
Alla 18-aastastele on pilet 9€, 15€ peale südaööd.
Alates 15ndast eluaastast on võimalik lunastada ka "Esimese jooma pakett" (149€). Sisaldab lisaks piletile kaks pakki sigarette Next, 0.25L pudeli viina (koos 1.25L Coca-Colaga), pidu bändiliikmetega ja vähekasutatud Vennaskonna kassetti omal valikul ("Priima" või "Vaenlane ei maga")
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AnonymousJanuary 9, 2011 1:49 PM
EEEH kui lahe!
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 10, 2011 1:33 AM
Õigus on sul, anonüümne, "Esimese jooma pakett" ON lahe. Ma ise ka võtaks jube hea meelega selle. Ainult et viina võiks rohkem olla. Kassettidest valiksin muuseas "Priima", kuna seda on vähem kuulatud. "Vaenlane ei maga" on muidu kindlasti parem variant.
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AnonymousJanuary 11, 2011 4:19 PM
aga mis kell see

thang

goes

down

?

CK
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AnonymousJanuary 11, 2011 7:56 PM
Well, see nagu ütkeb, et kl 21:00, mis tähendab, et tegelt kell 21:30, aga sellest kauem küll ei viitsi jobutada.

*RK
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AnonymousJanuary 12, 2011 12:22 PM
ma ei oska pildi taustalt numbreid lugeda.

it's a

captcha

thang
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AnonymousJanuary 13, 2011 3:40 PM
P R O D I G Y
4 E V E R !
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AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 12:36 PM
Kuidas siis oli?
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CKJanuary 14, 2011 2:53 PM
lõbus nagu koolera odessas
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AnonymousJanuary 16, 2011 7:14 PM
Typewriter monkeys kuulge, kus järgmine postitus on?!

RK
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MartinJanuary 16, 2011 9:17 PM
See mammutiga, see on viimane.
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Robert KurvitzJanuary 17, 2011 1:48 AM
Wiimane Postitus
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Apocalypticat mäletate? See oli selline tšellodega soome tšellode ettevõtmine, kes mängisid classy nägudega kavereid ja müüsid igast kahtlastes maades roppult albumeid.

Ja siis meil oli lahedalt rögiseva häälega ida-saksa pungitar Nina Hagen (ta oli kojn).

Ja siis meil oli vahva vasakpoolne ansambel Rammstein [ka idasaksamaalt (fuck the fall, bring back the wall!)], mis oli iseenesest normaalne ettevõtmine ja nägi hea välja, aga albumikaupa oli kuidagi üksluisevõitu kuulata.

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