ZA/UM: Visuaalne Okse #04

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

Visuaalne Okse #04 - Lollused

Seekordne visuaalne okse on tehtud töötegemise vahepausidest ja hommikul käe lahti sodimisest.

5 kommentaari:

AnonymousFebruary 23, 2011 5:19 PM
kui klassijuhataja minema sõidab, siis peaks klass ju hoopis peo püsti panema, mitte üksi toanurka välja surema.

mulle kui tüdrukule meeldib esimene!

helen haš
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cyan keyFebruary 23, 2011 5:29 PM
mul on kaks pragmaatilist küsimust seoses uude dilbertlikku kontorisse kolimisega*:
- kui sa tellimusi täidad siis kuidas sa oma tööd hinnastad?
- kas sa saad töö eest ka arve esitada?

*aitäh za/umnikele, kes läbi astusid, oli tore õhtu.
PS. RK, "kapriisid" oli oivaline elamus.
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Robert KurvitzFebruary 24, 2011 2:13 AM
Glad you liked it CK. Mina ja mu crüe ei tee sittasid asju, no ei tee.
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A. RiabovitchevFebruary 25, 2011 3:49 PM
I like top image a lot!Great one!:o)
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AnonymousFebruary 28, 2011 5:08 PM
Ülemine on kõvens. Mulle meeldib, kuidas fookuspunkt on huulte ja lõua peal.
ML
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